RETRO EMOJIS

Pre-moji nonsense garb

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It's like calculators!

If you're incredibly old, or at least over 28. If you're so retro it hurts but you still appreciate advances in technology. Then you have found yourself in the right place for some basic looking, vintage, humour based gubbins. Remember that time in school when you wrote BOOBS on the calculator using 58008 then turning it upside down? I do... buy a T-Shirt.

POCKET CALCULATORS

It's not all retro fizzogs.

POCKET DESIGN

Wear them with pride, live the dream.

It even goes where your pocket would be, NERD!

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

Got no boobs? choose this design!

Got loads of boobs? choose this design!

DISCRETE MESSAGING

See how it looks like an upside-down calculator?

That’s how you see the words!!

SO MANY CHOICES!

CHeap as possible or barely wearing one?

SOFT AND LIGHTWEIGHT PRIORITY, COUPLE OF QUID EXTRA
CHEAPER, TOUGHER MATERIAL, BUT MORE COLOURS!!
"LADIES FIT" BUT I DON'T CARE WHO WEARS IT

CALCULATE THE COST OF YOUR HAPPINESS